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Where I Go

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Judy Garland died on the toilet
From a drug overdose
Elvis Presley also died on the toilet
From an alleged heart attack
Arius of Constantinople died on the toilet
Ironically, it was explosive diarrhea 
King Edmund II died on the toilet
He was stabbed with a knife
Wenceslaus III was also stabbed on the toilet
Except they got him with a spear
Catherine the Great died on the toilet 
For her it was a stroke
That guy from Jurassic Park dies on the toilet
For him it was the T-Rex
When I die, there’s lots of places I could be
There’s at least one place I don’t want to be
I just don’t want to die sitting on the toilet

When I die, die, die, die
When I die, die, die, die
Don’t want to die, sitting where I go

I could die in my sleep 
When I’m a real old man
I could die speeding down the road
In a ‘79 Trans-Am
I just don’t want to go
Sitting where I go
I just don’t want to die
Sitting on the throne

When I die, die, die, die
When I die, die, die, die
Don’t want to die, sitting where I go

I could die from a snake bite
A real live poisonous snake
I could die at your birthday party
Choking on a piece of cake
I just don’t want to go
Sitting where I go
I just don’t want to die
Sitting on the throne

When I die, die, die, die
When I die, die, die, die
Don’t want to die, sitting where I go

I could die tortured and flayed
By a psychopath on the loose
I could die, trampled
By a heard of angry moose
I just don’t want to go
Sitting where I go
I just don’t want to die
Sitting on the john

When I die, die, die, die
When I die, die, die, die
Don’t want to die, sitting where I go